Kids Hoodies

Description: Monster Flakes is a band of cryptids and creatures playing bubblegum monster-surf — the things that usually do the haunting, plugged in and playing the chase music instead.

Description: Located in Durango, Illinois, HOO HAVEN brings injured and abused wildlife back to health and vitality to release back into the wild. While animal shelters focus on household pets such as cats and dogs, HOO HAVEN takes in the wild animals that would otherwise be forgotten.

Description: The PURRFECT bedtime companion!

Description: DEAD to sin. ALIVE in Christ. If you were dead and are now alive, that makes you UNDEAD!

Description: DARK WEIRDNESS is the official punk-pop band of Weird Darkness — loud, sarcastic, and occasionally uncomfortable on purpose. The songs are inspired by stories Darren Marlar has either used in the Weird Darkness podcast itself or come across while doing research for the show.

Description: DARK WEIRDNESS is the official punk-pop band of Weird Darkness — loud, sarcastic, and occasionally uncomfortable on purpose. The songs are inspired by stories Darren Marlar has either used in the Weird Darkness podcast itself or come across while doing research for the show.

Description: DARK WEIRDNESS is the official punk-pop band of Weird Darkness — loud, sarcastic, and occasionally uncomfortable on purpose. The songs are inspired by stories Darren Marlar has either used in the Weird Darkness podcast itself or come across while doing research for the show.

Description: DARK WEIRDNESS is the official punk-pop band of Weird Darkness — loud, sarcastic, and occasionally uncomfortable on purpose. The songs are inspired by stories Darren Marlar has either used in the Weird Darkness podcast itself or come across while doing research for the show.

Description: DARK WEIRDNESS is the official punk-pop band of Weird Darkness — loud, sarcastic, and occasionally uncomfortable on purpose. The songs are inspired by stories Darren Marlar has either used in the Weird Darkness podcast itself or come across while doing research for the show.

Description: Unique black shadow design that really pops on lighter colored shirts!

Description: Share Weird Darkness wherever you go! Show off your love for the podcast! NOTE: If buying a shirt, only the "Classic T-shirt" has printing on the back and front. All other styles/cuts of shirts are printed on the front only.

Description: As suggested by Weirdo family member, Brittany (@VaniaVenom on Twitter) here is a shirt with the dark topics I list off at the beginning of each episode of Weird Darkness! *** NOTE: If buying a shirt, only the "Classic T-shirt" has printing on the back and front. All other styles/cuts of shirts are printed on the front only.

Description: Podcast artwork design from the Weird Darkness episode "Do You Believe In Bigfoot?" *** NOTE: If buying a shirt, only the "Classic T-shirt" has printing on the back and front. All other styles/cuts of shirts are printed on the front only.

Description: Proud to be a weirdo! *** NOTE: If buying a shirt, only the "Classic T-shirt" has printing on the back and front. All other styles/cuts of shirts are printed on the front only.

Description: Show the world that you are a WEIRDO and that you don't trust NORMAL people!

Description: For those of us who like it spooky all year round!

Description: Not happy with the 2024 Presidential race winner? Let people know you voted for the cryptid candidates!

Description: Whether you believe or not, it's a great turn of phrase turned on its head!

Description: Nosferatu is all about the NO; so here is Yesferatu who is all about the YES!

Description: A unique shadow design that shows your love of all things cryptid!

Description: Show the world you are an #OfficialWeirdo and help spread the darkness with this Weird Darkness t-shirt! *** NOTE: If buying a shirt, only the "Classic T-shirt" has printing on the back and front. All other styles/cuts of shirts are printed on the front only.

Description: A great twist on our brand!

Description: Whether you believe or not, it's a great turn of phrase turned on its head!

Description: Hey, it's not my fault - you can blame me for having lycanthropy!

Description: Show your passion for cryptids and extraterrestrials with this great design from the Weird Darkness podcast!

Description: Sure, we all are going to die someday - but that doesn't mean we can't have a sense of humor about it!

Description: Share Weird Darkness wherever you go! Show off your love for the podcast! NOTE: If buying a shirt, only the "Classic T-shirt" has printing on the back and front. All other styles/cuts of shirts are printed on the front only.

Description: Share Weird Darkness wherever you go! Show off your love for the podcast! NOTE: If buying a shirt, only the "Classic T-shirt" has printing on the back and front. All other styles/cuts of shirts are printed on the front only.

Description: Weirdo Family member, Gordo, decided to get creative and made this cool looking black and red logo which I thought might look great on merchandise - so here it is! Thanks for the creativity, Gordo! *** NOTE: If buying a shirt, only the "Classic T-shirt" has printing on the back and front. All other styles/cuts of shirts are printed on the front only.

Description: By special request from a Weirdo Family member - a design using the photo-realistic hand coming from the ground, similar to the podcast logo! This should most definitely get the attention of anyone with Weirdo tendencies you might encounter! *** NOTE: If buying a shirt, only the "Classic T-shirt" has printing on the back and front. All other styles/cuts of shirts are printed on the front only.

Description: I believe in you. I also believe in Bigfoot so don't get too excited.

Description: A vote for the Crytpid Party is a vote you can be proud of!

Description: A vote for the Crytpid Party is a vote you can be proud of!

Description: A vote for the Crytpid Party is a vote you can be proud of!

Description: A vote for the Crytpid Party is a vote you can be proud of!

Description: Proclaim your love for podcasts with this design!